Category: Webisodes

Say No To The Friend Zone

The Sexual Nature of Relationships, and Why the Friend Zone Fucking Sucks!

All adult relationships have a sexual component to them. Sexual meaning, the truest form of sexuality, which is creation energy. Relationships need to have a creative aspect to them to be valuable. Most people don’t want to admit that. The truth is, if there isn’t a sexual energy component to a particular relationship, it is just a person whom you’re killing time with until you DO find a sexually charged relationship. Why? Because no one really wants the friend zone.

People want meaningful connections. They want to create things with others, express their passions for things in life, and/or connect and express physically through sex. That’s the point of all relationships. To relate. If you’re not relating, then why are you spending time with this person? Think about it. No really, ask yourself why? If you aren’t able to give someone something of equal value in return to what they are providing you, you need to end that relationship. And vice versa of course.

Everybody hates the friend zone. The dreaded and despised “friend zone”  is when a woman allows someone romantically interested in her to “date” her knowing she is not romantically interested in the interested party. This also goes for anything else someone might be interested in. If you aren’t generally excited to be with this person and do the things that they want to do with you then keep it moving sister. That shit is just plain rude.

But WHY is it so rude? It’s rude because you’re keeping them from finding someone who IS excited to be with them. Don’t you want someone who is excited to be with you? Of course you do! So instead of friend zoning someone, just let it go. Don’t keep them around just because you don’t want to be alone waiting for what you really want. Don’t do it. Don’t do it to them, and don’t do it to yourself.

Just say no to the fucking friend zone!


Failure and How Life is Like Toothpaste

Failure and How Life is Like Toothpaste

So most people are terrified of failure. But the truth is, the only way to be successful is to fail, a lot. Believe it or not though, there is a right way to fail, and a wrong way to fail. Seriously. How fucked up is that? You can actually be a failure at failing! I don’t make the rules here people, I’m just letting you know what they are. The game of life is not easy sometimes. I know.

Failure in and of itself is not a bad thing. It is actually an incredibly great thing! With every failure you can figure out what you’ve done wrong and try again. Thus, getting closer and closer to success. But not if you’re failing in the wrong way. So what is the right way to fail? Well, the right way to fail is to fail the same exact way as few times as possible. See if you do something and don’t get the results you want, you MUST do something different the next time, otherwise you are failing at failing.

The “Repeated Failure Strategy” is not a thing. People do it. But it is NOT a thing. Doing something the exact same way that hasn’t worked before is never going to work. It just won’t. If you do something the same way you’ve done it that has failed in the past, your results will not ever change until you change something about what you are doing.

In the video below I have a lovely metaphor for you to further explain this concept. The Repeated Failure Strategy is futile. You MUST do something different to get different results. Even if those results are still not yet what you are wanting, at least you have eliminated another way of doing it.

In conclusion, if you have a stank mouth, buy some new fucking toothpaste!


How to Be Perfect

How to be perfect. Penelope Talks Perfection. What is it? How can you achieve it?

How to be Normal

How to Be Normal

If you want to know how to be normal, the answer is Don’t Bother! Normal doesn’t exist. Normal is a fucking lie. Normal is simply the average middle road of all the possibilities of expression of life. Sure, some people are going to just happen to fit into some perfect middle scenario. But that’s because it’s just who they are. There are WAY too many things in life and ways of doing things for there to be one specific way that everyone should be. It’s just asinine to think we could all be the same. What a boring ass world it would be!

Now, I get it, the drive to be normal is really about fitting in with those who love you. We want to fit in so that we can be loved. We are born into a family who has set values and beliefs, a community, a region, a country, a society and so on. They all have standards that are deemed “acceptable” and anything outside of that is blasphemy. We have an intense fear that if we go against the grain we will be ostracized by the people around us we have known all of our lives.

In a perfect system, everyone would love everyone unconditionally. Meaning, no matter who you are, or what you like would be accepted and cherished for the uniqueness it offers the world. Unfortunately, that is not the world we live in. People do judge and push away that which is not like them. People like what is like them. But the most important thing in life is that you like yourself. And if you are only being and doing things that other people want you to do so you can be like them, you are missing the magnificence of your authentic self.

Honoring who you really are no matter what is the key to ultimate fulfillment in life. Yeah you might rock some boats. People may think you’re strange. You may lose a friend or family member or two over it, but if they really truly love you, they would want you to be happy. Wouldn’t they? So take the plunge. Be you unapologetically. Fuck normal. Normal isn’t real anyway.


What is a Bad Bitch Gone Goddess? – Bad Bitch Gone Goddess

What kind of woman are you? What kind of woman do you aspire to be? In this short video, Penelope introduces the world to BBGG and discusses the basics of Bad Bitch Gone Goddess. She covers FAQ’s like What is a Bad Bitch? Do you have to be a Bad Bitch to be a Goddess? What does the world need more of?…etc